A few months ago, I went to a big family gathering at my grandparents’s house and ran into a cousin of mine. She seemed much older than the last time I had seen her (oh, the passage of time), so I asked her what age she was. She replied, “Oh, I’m fifteen.” And my immediate…
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
sometimes i want to be a girl because cute clothes
but then i thought of periods and was like nope
Sometimes I wanna be a boy because of lounge clothes and it’s easy for guys to get dressed
But then I thought about a slab of meat dangling in between my legs and was like nope